We hold many events throughout the year where we can get together outside the church's doors and enjoy each other's company and laughter. These events range from barbecues on a summer's eve to all-church retreats in the Blue Ridge Mountains. Visitors, friends and church members are always welcome to come to these events. Keep an eye on the calendar to see what's coming up next.
Old McDonald had a pig. "HAD" is the operative word. Because on November 1 that pig will be comfortably nestled above a bed of hot coals, becoming a mouth-watering delicacy prepared especially for the enjoyment of the CCC family and their guests. NOTE change of venue--this year at the Peters' home.
Peters' home- 3511 Cottonwood Dr. Durham 27707
A-O: side dish
Please park at the Church of the Good Shepherd (at the entrance to our sub-division "Garrett Farms") and either walk or carpool to our house. Or park on Porchlight, the street across from our home. Please do not park on Cottonwood.
For your enjoyment:
Why did the farmer call his pig ink? Because it always ran out of the pen!
Why did it take the pig hours to cross the road? Because he was a slow-pork!
What happened to the pig who lost its voice? It became disgruntled!
What do pigs get when they're ill? Oinkment!
How do you take a sick pig to the hospital? In an hambulance!
Why should you never tell a pig a secret? Because they love to squeal!
What do you call a pig that does karate? Porkchop!
Which magazine does the Big Bad Wolf like to read? "Porks Illustrated!"
How do pigs write top secret messages? With invisible oink!
What do you call a pig that won the lottery? Filthy rich!
What do you call a laundry room made for pigs? A hogwash!
Why did the three little pigs fall asleep when Grandpa told his story? Grandpa was a boar.
What is a pig’s favorite position to play on the baseball field? The shortslop.
What did the sow rub on her baby’s back to cure his cut from rolling in the mud? A little bit of oinkment.
What do piglets have to do every day after they come home from school? They have to finish their hamwork.
Why won’t anyone play football with a pig? Because the pig always hogs the ball!
What is the best card game for a pig to play? Porker!